"The Lumberjack Strangler" the act where seated you masterbates your trapped cock between the toilet and the toilet seat, while dropping off fresh logs. At the hight of climax you shout timber and dust off the logs with a white snowy frosting of cum.
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When you "jack" your "wood" (ie. masturbate) with the goal of achieving orgasm within 3 or so minutes due to a time limit.
I had to master the Three-Minute LumberJack while in the gulag because of the 3-minute shower time limit.
I woke up late with morning wood, so did a Three-Minute LumberJack and ran to work. I had a really great day.
I woke up late with morning wood, so did a Three-Minute LumberJack and ran to work. I had a really great day.
by LumbrJack April 27, 2023
Get the Three-Minute LumberJack mug.Your sitting down, your poop is hanging half out and you have to rush out unexpected to chop your log in half and start off on your adventure.
My wife walked up to the door banging, yelling Hurry up, I gotta go now! I executed The Berenstain Lumberjack, exited the bathroom immediately, allowed the Mrs. access. Happy Wife, Happy Life. True Story
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Get the nuzzly muzzly lemme suck u qt~~ mug.Chipper and Sons Lumber Co. was a game by Scott Cawthon that failed miserably just because the characters looked creepy, leading to the creation of FNAF. This was entirely undeserved, because although FNAF is a great franchise, Chipper and Son was still great aside from the visual style.
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Get the Chipper and Sons Lumber Co. mug.When you and your partner are in a McDonald's with a miter saw at 2:38 AM, your girl turns on the miter saw and you sit on it whilst shitting, pissing, cumming, and spitting at the same time. This is a sex move of supreme difficulty, however you can also do this solo if your girl's a party pooper and isn't willing to do it.
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