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Limp bizkit

A invisible zombie who can eat the fleash off of anyone .
This reminds me of that time where i met the band Limp bizkit at a florda state prison.
by Jojomojokojo October 15, 2020
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Limp Jizkit

This is the act of cumming all over oneself or another, while not being one bit hard at all. This usually takes place while drunk with whiskey dick and a hot chick is trying to put that man meat in her clam and you unknowingly just start oozing out globs of piping hot jizz.
Big Easy: So the other night I was attempting to shove my veiny cobra into this slut but was so fucking soft. During like the 37th attempt I just starting spraying my hot volcumic ash all over her fatty and bed sheets. That ever happen to you?

Tyrant: Haha dawg, you must have been wasted as shit bro. I've deff been to a Limp Jizkit concert or 2 in my life. Best part is it is not only a surprise for her, but I was shocked also.

Big Easy: Yea she was drunk too. Hopefully she washes those sheets or she is basically going to be sleeping under a bullet proof vest.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm October 22, 2020
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limpshed

There a limpshed in my ass
by Big man300 November 17, 2020
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limp blimp

as hot as milania is, the president is still a limp blimp.
by burbman1969 November 21, 2020
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Limpia la casa Holiday

Limpia la casa holiday (stands for clean the house holiday) is celebrated on 28th of December where you and your family get together to clean the whole house together and have fun. This is something you do everyday but to make it better a holiday was made to clean your house.
Hey mom! Today is Limpia la casa Holiday!! Let’s get together and clean the house.
by Miami international December 27, 2020
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limp dick politics

The majority of modern day politics, where politicians resort to name calling and seeing who can piss off the other through childish tactics and blatant hypocrisy rather than meaningfully challenging their opponents on their ideas.
"Sleepy Joe is such a loser, he did bad in school."
"The other side wants to raise your taxes! Now excuse us while we exempt Jeff Bezos for the third time in a row."
"Man, I hate limp dick politics".
by Lengend47 January 6, 2021
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limey

That one dude on TikTok who was making a white claw black cherry drink and used a lot of lime juice therefore it was ✨limey✨
"It can get a little bit too...uh...limey"
by BigMacJac:) January 6, 2021
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