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A Kyle Fischer is used to describe a 5 cent blowjob.
Susan gave Wayne a Kyle Fischer last night
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Kyle XY

1. An underrated TV series.

The first episode of season 1 starts with a black haired, blue eyed, 16 year old boy with no belly button. He wakes up in a forest outside of Seattle, covered in goo. He is clueless about everything and suffers from Amnesia.

Later in the show, with the help of his foster family, Kyle finds out that he was an experiment clone. His number was 781227. Due to unsafe happenings, he was saved, and thrown out into the woods by a helpful man.

In the process of him becoming a clone, they filled his brain with mathematical problems.

Kyle's mind is like a sponge. It soaks up every piece of information it receives.

Kyle XY's Pilot episode first appeared on ABC Family June 26, 2006 in USA. Season 1 was very popular. As Kyle began to understand everything and was not funny like in the first season, seasons 2 and 3 went downhill. Unfortunately, there will not be any more seasons after that, due to the unpopularity of the show.

The show Kyle XY was created by Eric Bress and J. Mackye Gruber. Main Cast:
Matt Dallas - as Kyle.
Marguerite MacIntyre - as Nicole Trager.
April Matson - as Lori Trager.
Jean-Luc Bilodeau - as Josh Trager.
Bruce Thomas - as Stephen Trager.
Chris Olivero - as Declan McDonough.
Kirsten Prout - as Amanda Bloom.
Jaimie Alexander - as Jessi Taylor (season 2 + 3).

2. What you call someone who has blue eyes, black hair and no belly button.
1. Bobert: I'm so happy tonight. Wanna know why?
Robert: Why, Bobert?
Bobert: Because tonight at 7.30 Kyle XY is on!!!!!!!!
Robert: Yay!

2. Cassidy: Dude! You have no belly button!
Kyle: That is my unfortunate case. It is truly a mystery I must solve right away.
Cassidy: Pfft. I'll tell you why. You were an experiment 781227 and you're a clone. You were stuck in some box for 16 years. Then when you were 16, Foss threw you into the woods, leaving you with amnesia.
Kyle: Excuse me???
Cassidy: Oops! You're not supposed to know that until season 2! Dammit, I stuffed up the show.
Kyle: SHOW???
by (( ({>O<}) )) October 10, 2009
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Kyle

This Guy probably looked his name up on Urban Dictionary, he is tall with dark hair and eyes, he has an android,has humor like no other, is the lamest friend, he has a pedo-stache, he thinks that his stache will grow to be some good piece of facial hair, he also has really small ears, get you a friend like Kyle...... or don't he wont really care
"Yo who is that?
"Oh that's just Kyle, he is just chill as a cucumber"
"Should we let him in the friend group?"
"Nah, he wont care if he's in it or not"
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A guy who squats when he pee’s and buys chevys from ford dealerships
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The type of typical white dude to say the n word and collect monster cans
Look at Kyle collecting those monster can what a fucking nigger
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kyle is a selfish prick who thinks he is almighty and that everyone is beneath him. Kyle is that one kid who thinks everything he does is sacred and that those around him should bow to him.
kyle is that one guy that says he is the decent or some dark god or demon.
I can't believe Kyle really thinks he is the descendant of Lucifer
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A kid who is usually high on crack and is considered to be a god damn crack. Who talks like the damn flash!
Kyle talks so damn fast you're like what the hell did you say
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