Knocked

Sexual

Im going to my rebound dude .lol do u want to be knocked

by anonymous January 23, 2025

knock a borrow

borrow money

man let me knock a borrow

by crazyhoohhh12 September 7, 2017

knocked sick

when a group of people begin singing Wonderwall By Oasis, you feel a terrible feeling. This is being knocked sick

''Hey, James & David are singing Oasis!"
*Feels Sick*
''I have successfully been knocked sick''

by Jean Claude Rag Man December 10, 2013

Knock, Knock Motherfucker

When you are urinating when suddenly you need to violently shit. Then, you stop pissing and turn around, firmly pressing your puckered ass onto the seat and unloading an ungodly amount of assham into that poor, poor toilet.

Larry: "Damn, I thought you were taking a leak!"

Jim: "Yeah, sorry. I had a Knock, Knock Motherfucker moment."

Larry: "A what now?"

by The mystery shitter April 27, 2022

Dog Knocked

Literally swingin a haymaker and knocking out a big rot or small chihuaua, To the floor and waking upon a lost stage of living.

My old lady came home early and dog knocked my girlfriend

by Hodgcov November 1, 2010

Schlock knock

(Refering to a man) To bang or have sexual intercourse with a women.

Scott : You are such fail
James : Thats not what your girlfriend said when I schlock knocked her last night

by Pintalicious March 5, 2011

Knock

When your wife is absolutely beautiful, but is being a brat and won’t tell you what something means. Usually after sex; drug use. Or both.

Tell me what KNOCK means before I give you a peg leg pirate.

by L man July 29, 2023