knight in shining pizza

An obese man with too much courage, and time on his hands (attempts to use his courage to get a relationship partner)

I don't need a knight in shining pizza they're just perverts

by Daddy's bottom boy August 12, 2021

Weed knight

a weed knight (or green knight) is similar to a white knight, though instead of running to a woman's aid whenever she faces the slightest resistance, weed knights focus on defending the funny plant theyre addicted to. If at any point weed is said to not be some kind of miracle cure or god forbid someone says its addictive, the weed knights are sure to come to make sure the lead theyve based their entire personality on isnt scrutinized

John: "I think youve got a cannabis-addiction man"
Jack: "nah I can stop whenever I want, I just choose to do it every day! Besides, alcohol is way worse for you!"
John: "yeah we all know alcohol isnt any better, but at least im not an alcoholic! Stop being a weed knight and admit youre addicted"

by NickPikk August 18, 2023

White Knight

A white person who over defends people of color or gets offended when a “racist” joke is made towards someone of color

Person 1: Greg is such a white knight, He got so pissed when I was joking around with my friend Joaquin about our ethnicities.
Person 2: Fuck that guy!

by autotile February 25, 2025

Henry Knights

A entitled nonce.

Oh my god! Hide your kids its Henry Knights

by Jimmy2023 May 27, 2020

Goon Knight

This is an more accurate alternative nickname for Marvel Rivals players who play Moon Knight.

Damn, that Goon knight is really doing nothing right now.

by goonknight March 6, 2025

Gray Knight

A man who found a balance between being a White Knight and a Black Knight. Gray Knighting is the action of a man who uses critical thinking before tackling an issue and making a judgment.

There's been a decrease in gray knighting these past few years.

by Mister Arbiter April 28, 2024

Tyler knight

a big softie, no words can explain how some Tyler is, he acts hard around his mates ut when its late at night he love talking to his best friend about his true feelings, most tylers are best friends with a kian.

' oh there is Tyler knight! what a softie

by random nonce69 August 26, 2021