Spiritual Space Junk

When you are in a public place, and someone just starts talking to you about their life, their place, their spiritual well-being and their hopes for the future, often revealing very personal information.

I was at Fed Ex, minding my own business, and this woman started to talk to me about how she liked my hair. 20 minutes later, I had a full download of Spiritual Space Junk. I knew about her dead husband, her finances, her children, her car, her roommate, and her religious beliefs!

by Mamahipster November 2, 2011

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Hunk your junk

To annoy someone. Just to get on someone's nerves. Like when someone cringy is texting you non-stop.

1: Don't text Jessica, she's gonna hunk your junk.
2: How bad can it be
1: Dude she wont stop texting you, she is so annoying.

by simune December 9, 2017

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Junk

Function: interjection
Exclaimed to display frustration, anger, or distress.

Roots: thought to be from "this is junk" or from male genitals. Originated in Rayne, Louisiana made popular by inhabitants.

"Hahaha, you just got owned"
"Junk!"

by BBQfingers September 28, 2008

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pussy junk

An off white, milky discharge often associated with various STDs that oozes from the vagina.

"last night sally dripped her pussy junk all over my upper lip and I had a reaction!"

by ergyu May 17, 2008

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junkball

Another name used for someone who is addicted to an intoxicating substance. Derived from the word Junkie the ball was added to make it more fun to say, with an elongated and emphasized sound on the ball part.

Often said in fun taking the piss out of friends.

Steve: "Hey man I was so fucked up last night, I had like 10 lobbas!"
Ber: "Haha you're such a junkballl Steve."

by Birdster May 11, 2008

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