Jonathan

Got a MASSIVE penis.

You know that Jonathan guy he has a 10ft willy

by Big pp649 November 28, 2021

Jonathan

Jonathan’s can often be rude or/and very dirty minded if you come of with wrong intentions, but they can have very sweet hearts and if your lucky enough to have him keep him.

Person1: “ Jonathan is so dirty minded”.

Person2: “ yeah, but he is so sweet to me”.

Person1: “ lucky, not to me”.

by Allie..Cat November 29, 2021

Jonathan

A Jonathan is an ugly whore who has a crush on anyone named sophie.

Jonathan: Oh my god! Is her name sophie? I’d love to bang her 🤪🤪

by shashasha, shashasha December 1, 2021

Jonathan

A junkie who lives on the streets, Mf got the biggest forhead, he a rat 🐁and a monkey 🐒, Jonathan can’t fight for shit always loses in everything. He a tweaker, he be laughing at him own self all the time, always sleeps lazy bih got nun to do. He has such sexy feet I js wanna lick them so bad 😍 he speder than ever

Jonathan got crooked ass teeth

by chenela January 27, 2022

Jonathan

Jonathan is a super sexy Alpha Male with a high ass and tight jeans. Some would even say to tight

Wow who's that?? Oh that's Jonathan Just look at his jeanns wow soooo tight

by Ad01f February 3, 2022

Jonathan

THE GOD OF PUBG . FULL TIME TOP FRAGGER

Hey who is the top fragger ? its jonathan like always

Jonathan is scouts father

by d0gemonnnnnn December 20, 2021

Jonathan Stenson

Jonathan Stenson is fair. He is like a family gathering in a uncle. I pray to Stenson every night because “no cap” he listens to our prayers “per”. I love him and he loves us. He sent his first born son to die on top of a cross “T pose” not for the choir. We love Jonathan Stenson and he loves us. Amen

Not choir kid 1: Hey I’m sad and constipated

Not choir kid 2: prey to Jonathan Stenson

by Not a choir kid December 21, 2021