Half Winded Handy

The point in which a male gets so close but so tired trying to jack off, they give up, blue-balling yourself. Symptoms include major ass and ball sweat. To prepare for a Half Winded Handy, make sure your fan or air con is on in the room in which you're winding it.

Dude, I tried to relief myself after class last night but all I ended up with was a Half Winded Handy and a pair of blue balls.

by Blaceph January 24, 2021

wind denier

A person who doesn’t believe in wind or anything pertaining to wind

“Dang it’s windy outside“
“How can wind deniers not believe in this”

by Michael Jordan the Star April 07, 2023

Toilet wind

To expel intestinal gas through the anus.

We were in the elevator when someone had wicked bad toilet wind.

by WritingInSecret January 16, 2015

wind in your leg

a joint ache or an ache in the noodle. a chinese superstition. arthritis. juvenile. also a symptom of your menstrual cycle

the only way to get rid of wind in your leg is to keep moving your legs. I got wind in my legs! can be cured with sun or lemon juice on the knee. or mydol.

by y-a June 07, 2001

Wind Bomb

The act of launching the player great distance in the Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild

In my speeders, I used a wind bomb to get to the cast

by PointCrow January 12, 2023

Hot-Wind-Earthquake

Verb: To perform oral sex on your partner's genitals by blowing a raspberry

By blowimg out air and skaing her head back and forth, my girlfriend gave me a hot-wind-earthquake.

by Quaz the silly January 31, 2022

Wind Shingles

Those little particles in the air that you’re not quite sure what they are but they are definitely tiny pieces of some sort of grotesque object.

Some Wind Shingles floated into my nose and I let out a massive sneeze. I hope that wasn’t a particle from some kind of weird insect

by Yodaclock June 30, 2024