doody brain

Same thing as a shithead or a fucking moron, either fit very well. One who's head is filled with excrement and cannot make intelligent decisions. A Douche, dildo or jack ass.

My friend Barratt is a fucking doody brain.

by Fisty McGee August 2, 2006

Small Brain

Someone who is dumb as fuck and has no culture. This person has almost always never gotten laid and eats apple seeds everyday.

Small Brain Human: How do apple seeds go up the tree?
Big Brain Humans:🤦🏼 ♀️

by *rebuilds dick* December 10, 2019

brain jam

a condition in which a person cannot thnik about anything.

The mental patient has a brain jam. We would rather take him to a mental asylum.

by uttam maharjan July 12, 2012

Brain Worm

A theoretical condition where someone acts irrational or delusional in public or on the internet.

Jimmy believes that the birds aren’t real. He suffers from brain worm.

by The wingwang man May 6, 2023

Brain Pain

A terrible pain in the head. AKA. headache, migraine, etc.

Jess didn't get much sleep because of her terrible brain pain.

by ThaBigCheesyone April 20, 2010

Brewer Brain

Characteristic of the phenomenon experienced by Arizona Governor Jan Brewer during a televised debate in advance of the 2010 mid-term elections.

Man, I was right in the middle of telling her the ferret joke when I got hit with Brewer Brain!

by weazelmeat November 14, 2010

Bard Brain

An aficionado of the works of William Shakespeare of Stratford-on-Avon, England, 1564-1616. Self-explanatory, not meant to denigrate.

Bard brains everywhere will appreciate the local production of Hamlet, from December 16th at the Town Hall.

by Fearman August 7, 2007