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Hell-frontal Cortex

Part of the brain that stores all memories of a strict, religious childhood. The phrase "Your going straight to hell", echo's through your mind when engaging in certain activities (i.e, laughing at dirty jokes, engaging in sex acts with someone or alone, cursing, reading definitions in the Urban Dictionary, etc) The fear of hell, fire and damnation is alerted in your memory, but usually not strong enough to prevent "sinful" activities. There is no way to successfully remove the Hell-frontal Cortex. There is a theory that one can commit an act so horrific that a lightening bolt from the sky will strike. There are no survivors to verify this theory.
"Every time I get a tattoo, my Hell-Frontal Cortex tells my brain that I am going straight to hell. Then I think, fuck it, and have sex with the tattoo artist. YOLO!"
by Preachers Daughter September 9, 2015
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Hell no, Linda

The response you give to a nosey person who's always asking dumb questions about your sex life
Linda: Have you been a good girl lately?
Donna: Hell no, Linda, I've been riding dick unicycles on the daily

Interviewer: Are you willing to work nights and weekends?
Stuart: Hell no, Linda, nights and weekends are reserved for dick unicycles
by AuntCarrie143 May 2, 2018
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halls head college

school in halls head filled with bunch of drug fucked drop kicks who on the odd accession show up for a class or two. run their own fb fight club and hire security for the teachers safety.
theres halls head college on channel 9 news again
by j537 February 15, 2018
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Helistic

When something is absolutely crazy.
Also a name for a song by sks2002.
That new prodigy track was absolutely Helistic.
by sks2002 May 28, 2018
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Hella Wack

When something is beyond just wack, it's hella wack.
Weird lil boi: Yeet just copped the Gucci door frame.

Any reasonable person: That's hella wack.
by .yA BoI. August 17, 2018
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Hell Hole

Like a glory hole but with a surprise.
When you fine a gooey hole with sharp edges don’t put your cock in it, you will most likely lose your cock.
“Dude, chad put his cock in the Hell Hole and she bit it off.”
by The Taint Sniffer November 22, 2018
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hallsposting

Acting and writing in twitch chat like a ethot
Oh shit, she is hallsposting again
by biggus_dickkus November 25, 2019
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