hello there

How spinsters say hello.

"Why hello there, Timmy!"
"Hi, Miss Crabbingapple!"

by Alex Quantashassle August 14, 2005

hello kitty tattoo

An Asshole, as inbetween your anus cheeks.

I work in the mall, and one time a girl wanted hello kitty accessories, so I shit in a bag for her.

She also wanted hello kitty fragrance, so I farted on her.

by Jared n' Chris December 11, 2004

Hello my friend

Hello in Russian but only to your gay friends

Hello my friend welcome to mother Russia

by Braydo boiii February 27, 2018

Hello Kitty

When a woman is about to hook up with a "man"and that said "man" turns out to be a woman.

"Girl, i met this fine ass guy at the club and i took him home. But guess what?!"

"What?!"

"when i unbuttoned his pants and pulled them down i was like 'Damn, Hello Kitty.'

by cryscuffs March 4, 2011

hello irene

can be used in place of "sick" or "eshays" or anything else that is used to say something is good and your surprised by how good it is.

Tommo: ben look at dat piece its sick
Ben: Hello Irene!
OR
(tommo gets in an epic barrel out island)
Ben: HELLO IRENE!!!!

by benjohnson April 29, 2005

Hello Cock

Used by people who talk to others they don't even know, at times making them insanely mad. If you use this greeting, say it to an idiot, and he'll think it was some type of joke.

Girl: Hello Cock.
Stranger: What did you just say to me,punk?!
Girl: I said, "Hello Cock."
Stranger: Let me beat you up, and I'll show you what hello cock really means!!

by HikariWinter April 27, 2011

hello pinoy

a hello pinoy i somthing me and my friends made up. it is where. you suprise one of your friends or partners you restle them to the ground put some chille on you pinkie and stick it up his ass

what kind of chille? doesnt matter? it has to be your pinkie or it wont be a hello pinoy!!

by blumkin man!! December 11, 2010