Roundly Hammed

Other Versions: Roundly Ham, Round Hammed, Rounded with Hams, Round Hamming

To be thoroughly pelted with cured pig meats; to beat one senseless with cured pig meats
Mostly used in hypothetical situations and bizarre threats

Frank if you don't stop calling me fat I will Roundly Ham your ass!

I Roundly Hammed my sister after she broke my Xbox

I don't care how sexual it sounds, Round Hamming is too a threat!

by Mr Xanadu November 21, 2013

thor hammer

when you use your dick to hammer a nail

"Why aren't you walking straight today"
"It's because last night i tried to do the thor hammer and I injured myself"

by stinkyboy123 September 26, 2019

Alabama hammer

The southern fist

I will get the Alabama hammer

by MTSK January 3, 2022

Hood Hammer

A meaty, fleshy appendage located between the beef curtains of a female slam pig.

Uncle Bobby baby made that clam sing by chewing on her hood hammer. “She is quite the squirter,” he exclaimed.

by Tricky boy January 4, 2022

green eggs and hammed

heavily drinking one night, and waking up early the next morning for a delicious hungover breakfast.

fred: "lets go green eggs and hammed tomorrow i'm gonna need an omlet in the morning."
ren: "ihop?"

by sloppysally June 10, 2011

loose grip hammer fist

A term for a guy masturbating. It is based off the MMA strike of the hammer fist. The act is highlighted by short, mini "strokes" in a very violent matter and would tend to injure most guys. The loose grip allows for the act of stroking as a normal hammer fist grip and strike would nearly be impossible anatomically and would probably not be pleasurable for any guy.

Dude, I walked in on Dave in the bathroom jacking it and I swear he was using the loose grip hammer fist!

by DSTheBest September 27, 2011

Thor's Hammer

the act of one man penetrating another man, missionary style, while holding tightly to the receiving man's erect penis, attempting to "lift the hammer"

Nothing better than working up a good sweat in Gold's Gym, showering off and then Thor's Hammering your spotter...

by Bennjammin July 27, 2018