Sometimes I forget to play along

(Talking to the UD Jews)

Sometimes I forget to play along. I get confused and forget that I know the truth and have very little to worry about. You can get trapped in character and forget that’s it’s all meant to be just an act.

Still, I feel uncertain sometimes about the world and the future...

I often wonder if I am fluctuating from an INTJ state of mind into i.e. another personality type/ego. Like for example, ISFP or ENTP. I think INTJ is probably the default.

Also. How do you extend your life span? Do you take lots of vitamins to live longer or something? Cause I see lots of people living in their 90s and 100’s and I’m like how the hell do they do that?

Sometimes I forget to play along

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker March 12, 2021

when you forget a really good word to write here so you write this instead.

s a d n e s s .

friend: I just committed when you forget a really good word to write here so you write this instead.
me: i've been there bro.

by stankorb April 5, 2021

eat_my_bulbus_forehead

an amazing friend who we love and cherish

person 1: i love this person

person 2: it must be eat_my_bulbus_forehead

by omxines September 13, 2021

Super sized forehead

Somebody with an extra large forehead.
Opposite of Under sized forehead

Person 1: Look at that forehead!
Person 2: I know right! It´s Super sized forehead!!
The forehead kid: Lemme snatch yo´ forehead!
The kid getting made fun of: Lemme snatch yo search history!
The class: Oh...God......

by C a m d a m a n (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ March 15, 2022

I'll forge a rubber check for you

What you snortingly/contemptuously tell someone who irrelevantly asks to be paid for something that he should let you have for free, such as an item that he'd already discarded. The joke is that said financial instrument would be DOUBLY worthless --- not only would it be a phony check, but the written info on it would be counterfeit, as well. :P

A humorous-natured local woman gigglingly asked me if I'd slip her a few bucks for some old chipped enamel saucepans that I'd salvaged from her curbside trash-pile, so I made a face at her and agreeably responded, "Sure thing --- I'll forge a rubber check for you for five dollars!"

by QuacksO March 24, 2022

notarized the forehead

Defensive tactic involves the use of a small and powerful tactical flashlight to first blind an attacker and then hammer fist their head with the end of the light, leaving a series of circular shaped wounds that resemble notarizing stamp marks. Not recommended unless the attacker poses an immediate threat of death or serious bodily injury, you could get charged with a felony.

A drunk attacked me at the karaoke bar last Saturday and I notarized the forehead with my flashlight. He went to the ER and then the cops took him to jail. If

by Cumbre Vieja May 9, 2022

Don’t forget your red nose

Post a male overtly seeking attention quaffing his hair

Don’t forget your red nose clown

by DarthStellar September 3, 2022