A Sport that Americans misunderstood and thought you tackled each other and slapped your dicks against one another where your supposed to kick the fucking ball
Europe: you have to kick the ball
US: nah let’s just slap are dicks together instead of playing actual FOOTBALL
American Football is a sport in which a bunch of gay dudes slap each other on the butt. In this game they go like ten yards at a time and then get a break while they set up again. Calling it football is also stupid because you barely use your feet. Football(what Americans call soccer) is a sport that is played and enjoyed in every country.
Person 1: what is your opinion on American football?
Person 2: It’s a bunch of ignorant gays that slap each other in the butt when they do something good.
A game played between two people, sitting on opposite sides of a desk.
The object of the game is to slide a quarter to the opponent's side, with just enough power, so it sits on the edge of the desk. If this is achieved (worth one point), a field goal is awarded (also worth one point.)
The person who is scored on must make an "L" shape with both hands to form a field goal shape. The person who scored must pin the quarter between their thumbs and flick it into the space.
I was supposed to be working, but i spent the last class playing quarterfootball with my friend.