feces

According to Spanish grammar, plural for fez.

I pity the employees at the corner store; their boss has them wear feces.

by Gulstab February 18, 2009

feces

The primary sexual lubricant for homosexual men.

Kevin: You're feeling very wet tonight Ron.

Ron: Yes, well, I had Burrito House for lunch today.

Kevin: Feces!

by sjthiele November 3, 2011

bare-faced lie

A bearded lie that remembered to shave this morning.

Mom: Jimmy, that's a bare-faced lie! Go to your room!
Jimmy: Aw, Mom, come on! This lie hasn't shaved for two weeks!

by Lady Chevalier May 14, 2005

dick faced fucking cunt

something to shout at someone when they seriously piss you off that much that all you want to do is curse there whole being. also see "titty arse faced cunt"

James Colston, you are a dick faced fucking cunt!!

by Anonymous April 8, 2003

Feed

To lie.
To tell somone things that aren't true.
To say something untrue.
To say something that is not true in a conscious effort to deceive somebody.

I just can't believe he could stand there and just feed me those lines.
That's just a load of feed.
Feed man feed, no way!

by Strands57 December 21, 2006

feed the beaver

a tem used to describe the act taken by a stripper when a dollar bill is folded and placed on the flat surface where she is standing (usually a stage)in a triangular shape pointing up, the stripper then proceeds to squat down and picks up the dollar with her hairy little beaver. if the puntang is shaven see feed the kitty

I love playing feed the beaver with Candi at the strip club

by Da Snake August 27, 2006

don't look at me like your mama don't feed you

another way of saying "don't look at me like that."

Fred: STFU.
Tom: (gives weird look)
Fred: Don't look at me like your mama don't feed you!

by Ali-san October 16, 2008