Mellon Farmer

A skinny woman or girl with unusually large, shapely breasts -- bulbous.

Did you see Pamela Anderson on Leno last night?
Yes ...she is a real Mellon Farmer

by kinni88 July 12, 2011

Dick farmer

Emotionally unavailable boy that treats girls who love him like shit for their own pleasure. They’re called dick farmers because they farm so much girls it makes their d smaller everyday

Guy: babe I’m so sorry! I didn’t mean to cheat on you
Girl: stfu Marc i knew you were a dick farmer!!

by pusierongodmother April 24, 2022

Melon Farmers

Lesbians

Person 1: Look at those butch mingers
Person 2: Damn foo, they gotta be Melon Farmers or some shit!

by Matt Bateman May 12, 2003

your marder your farder

a girl that is very hairy, gross, fob, and named marina.

dude, wtf eddie just kissed your marder your farder. EW!

by mike October 30, 2004

Melon Farmer

This was devised by a friend of mine as an insult that did not contain a swear word. This could be used in public places with little more than a frown in your direction.

"You better watch your mouth you giant Melon Farmer"

by Kemikal October 16, 2003

dirt farmer

a slave, lol..............

The dirt farmers wore things on their heads.

by dances with curtains September 5, 2008

farmer's tan

When you strip down to just a tshirt, roll out to Nip' and tuck Farm and roll around in cow shit while a drunk, disgruntled old man joins with you reciting old Western one liners and bake out in the sun.

Fuck nig, I gata work on my farmer's tan...right after I finish this aerosol can...Want to hit this? No? Pussy. Watch this, one can, one take...

by Sharleen July 28, 2008