Ethan

When you think of this name, you typically think of a perfect, charming boy. When you first started texting, you friendzon him because you see his pictures and thinks he’s not cute. So one day, he meet in person and realize this dude is sweet, funny, shy, and most importantly cute. Unfortunately this guy turns out to be one of those people that get EVERY girl becaus or his looks. He wants every girls attention. He wants everyone’s love but when he is done with you, he says “go talk to your other boyfriends,” and wants nothing to do with you. He doesn’t care about your feelings so he says “bye” so he doesn’t have to be honest with anything you’re asking. He plays with your feelings and keeps coming back just so he knows his “side hoes” are still there. The definition of Ethan is player, fuckboy, unloyal, and disrespectful to girls. He should learn to grow up and treat them the way the treat him, with love and everything they have. I’m sorry you’re such an Ethan. Grow up:) NOT EVEN CAPPIN BRUH

There was some pretty girls at the skating rink so ETHAN decides to get their snap but after a week dump them and say they ain’t worth his time. Don’t be an ETHAN!

by thiccy nicky:) May 11, 2019

Ethan Phillips

A god of call of duty a killer a supreme overlord

If i saw ethan phillips Id suck him off immediately

by dagger525 November 5, 2020

Ethanphobic

the severe hatred of ethans, and for good reason.

“is that ethan over there?”
“yea, whys he making out with a body pillow version of doctor who…”
“this is why we’re ethanphobic”

by Sx January 30, 2022

Ethaniel

1.A flirtations male who plays guitar, is good at acting, and likes long walks on the beach with crabs.

2. The act of super gluing ones penis to there stomach.

DUDE John fell asleep and i totally just Ethaniel'ed him.

John: Are you going out with susan?
Gary: Naw Ethaniel got her.
John: Ohhhh, sorry man.

by Floyd Narwal. March 29, 2009

Ethan

Most funniest, lovable stupid, thing in the world. Makes you smile anytime of the day. He reminds you of spaghetti and men.

This atmosphere is so Ethan

by BHlilmama January 19, 2016

dirty ethan

fucking a ugly fat bitch with small tits

tell me i didnt dirty ethan her last night

by anal man69 January 17, 2011

ethan ernest bunts

lives for God above all; is too nice for his own good, loves halo, loves the dew of mountains, can't spell, a country boy, and he can believe its not butter.

ethan ernest bunts-would die for Christ because Christ has died for him.

by DARKHAWK 009ER May 3, 2009