christmas date

What a crackhead thinks a gay and a lesbian date is. (Because it would take a miracle.)

Crackhead walks up to a gay and a lesbian having a conversation. “Your Christmas date is going to be rad.”

by Self Checkoutsiders March 11, 2021

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replay date

While learning to date better, a replay date is a plan used by men that consists of having exactly the same date (going to the same places and doing the same things), but with different women. This allows the man to better understand when he should make his moves, and when he shouldn't.

Bro 1: I keep going on all of these dates but they never go anywhere, I don't understand what I'm doing wrong.

Bro 2: Try having a replay date, dude, that'll help you figure it out.

by ChemistryEscalationCoachMattA March 11, 2021

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todays date

You use this site to often and used it as a search engine without thinking about why a dictionary would Know the date.

Todays date is in a callender not website used by sarcastic incels like me to mess with people.

by French intesifies July 20, 2021

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Friendship date

Noun: when two friends go on a date.

Hey sherry, let’s get Indian food, it will count as one of friendship date.

by Koopatroopa036 May 18, 2022

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First date left cheek sneak

When you're on a first date and trying to present your best self, but the pizza you just ate isn't sitting well with you and you need to let out the beast within. So you subtly lean to the right and silently let out your discomfort, only to immediately sit on it to avoid detection.

"Dude, my date with Tracy didn't go so well last night. She just got up mid-meal and left."

"She must've detected your first date left cheek sneak, huh??"

by stinky-poop-fart August 5, 2022

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