Coletan

Typically a douchebag, makes up stories constantly to seem "cool", weaves such a big web of lies that he actually believes what comes out of his mouth. Constantly has to one-up you, if you have something cool he has 10 of them.

Anon: dude I got the sweetest new phone, it just came out yesterday!

Coletan: pfffft, I had that phone 3 months ago, they gave it to me for testing. but you never saw it cause I broke it.

by Anonapotomus April 5, 2013

come here fishy fishy

Is something that mario says in a mario game and is also a meme so ya

"Come here fishy fishy" -mario

by Pandanokofan December 4, 2017

Comeback

When an artist(s) releases a new song/album/EP etc.

Boy: Is BTS having a comeback?
Girl: Yeah, they've just released a teaser, it's gonna be a bop!

by stankings December 17, 2018

Colette Story

A pointless story with no climax.

Example:

Colette: “You guys are never gonna believe what happened! I went to the grocery store with my mom today, and we bought corn!”

Friend: “Then what happened?”

Colette: “No, that’s the whole story”

“That story was pointless, it was a Colette story”

by Ren McCormick December 20, 2020

Goodie come outteh

Phrase created by Emile Morgan: This language is formally known as Emilian and that's on periodt. It can be most commonly used when you are looking peng or you see that your friend is, and to hype them up you say "goodie come outteh"

*you see your best friend Sarah, walk out wearing a sexy dress*
You: "goodie come outteh. Looking leng babes. periodt "
Sarah: Thank you

by btech_dicktionary March 24, 2020

baddie comebacks

Shitty overused comebacks.

Person 1: you’re ugly.
Person 2: im not a mirror!
Person 1: not the baddie comebacks.

by Badperson93943 June 26, 2022

dead horse cemetery

When, in a debate or argument, someone drags out <B>several</B> issues that happened quite some time ago and have been discussed ad nausium, ad infinitum, to the point were said arguments have become tired clichés (ie: many dead horses).

Th term is a parallel to Stephen King's Pet Cemetery, except with dead horses instead of pets, which keep rising from the grave for a fresh round of beatings.

Every time he has a complaint, he brings out the dead horse cemetery for another round of beatings, because he's butt hurt about things that happened 5 years ago.

by Obsidius February 22, 2008