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Eric Clapton

The whitest guitar player alive, a man who plays with ­the feel and emotion of
a wet dishwag.

'God' of ripping off black blues players.
Eric Clapton, 'God' of inadvertently ripping off black blues players without credit.
by st April 21, 2005
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the clint eastwood special

when two gay men, while giving eachother handjobs, have a "distance competition" with the cum shots. the loser must then angrily give the winner a rim job. While all of this is happening another gay man is licking up the shot sperm and penetrating the losers asshole using the cum as a lubricant. and for the special, a firm turd is taken and used as a dildo for one of the 3 assholes.
I went on a date with 2 of my boyfriends to chippendales and we decided to go home and do the clint eastwood special.

and how did that go for you?

well we couldnt get a firm turd, they were all liek rabbit pelets. but other than that i won the cumshot contest. and woke up the next morning feeling quite saucy.
by german sniper January 9, 2008
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clint beastwood

shaving your beard into a porn stache..
that guy was sporting the clint beastwood..
by sickdime22 October 26, 2009
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Clapter

applause, either that of a group of people, as in an audience, or a single retard.
That retard is always quick with the clapter at inappropriate times. I wonder if he understands that this is a professional presentation, not a third grade book report.
by FBurg1 April 9, 2008
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Clint

A krunk ass nigga that stays up 27 hours a day and is nitourious for yelp reviews! Come correct or he is quick to bad review your business!
I can't believe he got so clint!
by Mho November 20, 2017
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Bill Clinton'd

The act of lying to the parents of the girl you got pregnant. To properly execute this, one must look the parents straight in the eyes and say "I did not have sexual relations with that woman" in a calm, cool kind of way.
Person 1: Yo I heard Moniqua's parents think you got her knocked up!
Person 2: Yeah but I Bill Clinton'd my way out of that and now everyone's cool with each other!
by DemonicSatan666 June 19, 2016
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clinthammer

Listens to TIesto Essential Mix at Zoom in Israel everyday
by Anonymous August 19, 2003
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