Black Buzzard

A type of bird that hides within a black vagina. It only appears during Summer Solstice at 11 am. Once it appears it unleashes a hellish lightning storm upon its vaginal home. Legend has it that the Black Buzzard can only be stopped by inserting a gerbil into the butthole of the haunted woman. Since the Black Buzzard does not appear until the woman's 19th birthday, preemption is the only way to cure it. So girls, if you are of African descent, start putting gerbils in your butt....like now.

LaRonda's Black Buzzard just scorched my sheets.

by K-Noodle November 10, 2009

Never mind the buzzcocks

One of the acest quiz shows ever with regular apperiances from the infamous number 5 in the celeb line up

Just look at mark lamar go

by meglet December 30, 2004

Buzzfeed

Like Huffpost, but for demented children with profound cognitive impairment, or quirky girls who think they're feminists but talk about unicorns in baby voices, are vegan, have blue hair and suffer from narcissistic personality disorder.

Dippy girl: Hey, look at this article on Buzzfeed about cats being pumped for Taylor Swift's new album.
Dippy girl's carer: Have you taken your pills today?

by Klaatu's Nikto November 28, 2017

buzzkill

Someone who bets the "Don't Pass Line" in craps.

The table was having a good time until the buzzkill showed up.

by Doohow February 4, 2010

knock a buzzard off a shit wagon

something so rank it cannot be described

That kid's b.o. would knock a buzzard off a shit wagon.

by spandex tubetop December 2, 2003

buzzer

someone who likes to get fucked up and have a laugh. Usually makes a bloody show of him/herself!

A buzzer can also be a pill that makes you dance.

or alternativley and quite bizarly a buzzer can be an object or living thing that looks as if its having a good time (this is only used when extreme amounts of buzz have been consumed)

"Yuup buzzer mi lad" Is what you might say to a fellow buzzer.
"Gizza buzzer r kid!"

by Georgy lad May 14, 2006

Buzzin

Used in One Direction fandom, especially in Larry side of it. It's used by Larries who believe that Louis isn't actually a dad.

Person 1: Are you buzzin?
Person 2: No I believe that the kid is his.

by buzzinlarrie February 7, 2021