November 25 is national breathing day. It is right before thanksgiving so that you can get enough air before you stuff your mouths with food.
“Hey Martha, don’t forget that tomorrow is national breathing day, so you can get all that air before thanksgiving
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In da infamous and hilarious "baked beans speech", da hapless slow-cooked-legumes-consumer is merely trying to present a simple announcement about da traditional name for da current time of year, but his nearly-constant whizzpopping causes said presentation to become a truly "(wind)breaking news" item!
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An absolute cunt back who destroys everything in her in her path and acts like she’s better than everyone else and bullies people because she has no life .
She’s usually a obnoxious mouthy bitch who is fat and dumpy and thinks she is The shit when she actually isn’t
She’s usually a obnoxious mouthy bitch who is fat and dumpy and thinks she is The shit when she actually isn’t
Girl1: Betty is bullying me again she called me a ugly bitch and threw a book at me
Girl2: she’s such a fire breathing cunt
Girl2: she’s such a fire breathing cunt
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Get the Multi-breasting mug.When you and a friend (preferably named Cale) get a huge barrel of mayonnaise and submerge yourselves in it together, you then lock toes and stick one man’s genitalia down the other and breed. Once one has finished the other genitalia goes down the first one. You go until there is blood, once there is blood you leave the barrel and lick the mayo off of each other.
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Person 1: Hey did you fail no breathing august yet?
Person 2: yea, I inhaled air into my lung and expelled it 😔
Person 1: I’m still going strong, seeya on the other side soilder.
Person 2: yea, I inhaled air into my lung and expelled it 😔
Person 1: I’m still going strong, seeya on the other side soilder.
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