BMJ

BMJ is when you get a blowjob from someone who has TMJ (Temporal Mandibular Joint) disorder.

The "popping" noise of the jaw common for individuals suffering from TMJ help stimulate through small vibration and pleasurable sounds to quickly bring about orgasm.

BMJ is an enhanced blow job.

by "Bob" B. Dickenson September 30, 2009

BMW

bmw:
black man's wang
big man's wang

That whore over there likes BMW's

by Keebles October 4, 2005

BMT

BMT is an abbreviation for Black Man's Timing allows for an African/Caribbean to arrive later to a destination than was previously agreeed. This time could be either of the following; fifteen minutes or an hour.

Any time after this is just plain late.

Ahanna: What time are we meeting on Friday?

Johnny: 7 pm, but for you i'll take into account BMT so make that 6pm.

by Wastecredit manager July 26, 2009

BMX

bmx is the best fucking sport ever- now stop reading these gay ass definitions
and go ride your bike. run over some skaters too.

fit, standard, volume, fbm, s&m- no gt, is not a bmx bike nor is ur stupid ass dyno.

by n00b August 31, 2003

BMO

A term popularized by the southern california automotive club "Socal Stangs" bmo means to 'beat me off'

Hey why dont you come over and BMO while i wash your car in that little outfit you like.

by Domin8- September 4, 2009

BMX

An awsome sport in which people ride bikes and kick the skateboarders asses.

I bmx and kicked a skaters ass

by Ryan March 20, 2004

B M

Abreviation for Bowell Movement (Verb I guess) Certainly not to be used anywhere near to "yo baby's Mama" and one poor sole has suggested.

Eating a balanced diet will result in healthy floating B.M's; not the bowl stanging sinkers most gangsters coil in dimly lit, fetid tiolets.

by Priz Biz Sage June 24, 2005