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BMJ is when you get a blowjob from someone who has TMJ (Temporal Mandibular Joint) disorder.
The "popping" noise of the jaw common for individuals suffering from TMJ help stimulate through small vibration and pleasurable sounds to quickly bring about orgasm.

BMJ is an enhanced blow job.
BMJ by "Bob" B. Dickenson September 30, 2009
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Bang my jack. Usually when someone want's people to hit him/her up via text or calling.
What are you doing after work? Idk bmj when I get off.
bmj by v0lc0m0123 October 23, 2011
a buzz cutted boy who wears jorts and mom sandals
that bmj is so annoying
bmj by ihatebuzzcuttedmen October 13, 2022
Bird Man Junior, Lil weezy we need some water on the track fresh for all this flame
Bird Man Junior, get down stay down lay down an lie down bitch ass nigga
bmj by KigamKcalb17 February 5, 2005
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