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BMJ is when you get a blowjob from someone who has TMJ (Temporal Mandibular Joint) disorder.
The "popping" noise of the jaw common for individuals suffering from TMJ help stimulate through small vibration and pleasurable sounds to quickly bring about orgasm.

BMJ is an enhanced blow job.
BMJ by "Bob" B. Dickenson September 30, 2009
Related Words
Bang my jack. Usually when someone want's people to hit him/her up via text or calling.
What are you doing after work? Idk bmj when I get off.
bmj by v0lc0m0123 October 23, 2011
a buzz cutted boy who wears jorts and mom sandals
that bmj is so annoying
bmj by ihatebuzzcuttedmen October 13, 2022
Bird Man Junior, Lil weezy we need some water on the track fresh for all this flame
Bird Man Junior, get down stay down lay down an lie down bitch ass nigga
bmj by KigamKcalb17 February 5, 2005
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026