Smashing blumpkin

The act of mouth humping a judy whilst taking a dookie.

I was taking a mondo poo and my boo thang was all horny like, "Me so horny, me love long time." So, I had no choice but to give her a smashing blumpkin.

by Pierre Boudreaux April 27, 2017

Blumbar

The act of eating a girl out while she is taking a dump.

My bitch gave me a blumpkin then she took a shit on the same toilet and i gave her a blumbar

by anonynonynonynonymous August 7, 2009

blum job

when a male is receiving filatio and at the climax of the session, the male ejaculates a bloody, spermy icing like mixture in the female's mouth.

Person #1: Did you hear why Vanessa broke up with Allen?

Person #2: Ya i heard he gave her a blum job

by Mike Hunt S. Harry September 26, 2009

Whale-blimp

A large aquatic mammal (specifically the blue whale) capable of flight using excessively large lungs. Consequential to the ability to fly, evolution has rid the Whale-blimp of several organs normally required by aquatic mammals. Along the ribcage are several pockets of uninhabited space, where passengers may safely ride without fear of being swallowed or inhaled. The creature can be used as a leisure transport, and has revived the luxury airship industry since the Hindenburg incident.

Afraid of planes? Not in a rush? Take a Whale-blimp.

by Whale Blimpeteer February 28, 2009

blumpkinator

While getting a blumpkin, just before you ejaculate you stand up pushing the girls head into the toilet bowl. Then you ejaculate on her back and dump on her head.

I gave Ricky a blumpkinator last night, and I still cant get the shit out of my hair.

by lil sassy January 17, 2010

blimp out

To consume enormously vast quantities of food from buffets and fast food joints so as to become morbidly obese; to eat nonstop like a gluttonous pig.

A herd of fat black heffers and their niglets waddle in to blimp out at the old country buffet.

That obese nigger was so blimped out on ramen noodles he exploded!

by NigBith January 21, 2013

Blueprint

A guy or girl so incredibly perfect that they are the original design.

“steezy jayh is the fuckin blueprint”

by Steezyjayh November 23, 2021