Brown Block

An on-again, off-again project that leaves everyone wanting some kind of end regardless of the outcome.

(noun) "What's up with John and Jane's relationship? I hope they don't become another brown block."

(verb) "We should be getting a decision from the boss later today. I really hope he doesn't brown block our funding."

(adjective) "I'm not feeling good and it's making me all brown block about the party tonight."

by dwntwnbdn November 11, 2011

cool block

the shutting down of a parent trying to be cool, hip, with it, or boss by one of their children.

Dad: "good-by...(oh, uh) Peace..."
Daughter: *turns away*
Mother: "She just cool blocked you"

by forjarvis November 13, 2011

Kaddish block-up

When multiple people walk into prayers during Kaddish, and they have to stand straight in front of the door. Causing the door be blocked until Kaddish is over.

I walked into prayers during Kaddish and immediately stood straight. Within a few seconds I was joined by multiple other people, causing a massive Kaddish block-up.

by Your Ugly Face February 21, 2013

Cock block

Some one ain't gonna get the d

Liz Hemmings is the biggest cock block known to man.

by my.michael.clifford August 28, 2014

Rage block

When someone gets you so mad you delete/block them on social media. This can happen because they posted something so stupid or ignorant that you could no longer allow them to influence your feed or they did something that simply upset you to they point where want to forget they exist.

Brad: hey, did you see John's status about how he believes goldfish and pigeons are plotting to enslave mankind?
Roger: yes, it was so dumb I had to rage block him just to protect my brain cells...

Kelly: did you see Chris got married this weekend?
John: yea, I didn't get invited thought so when I saw the pics on IG I rage blocked him. I hope the pigeons and goldfish take him out first....

by BlueHeart the illest March 29, 2015

pump block

A pump block is some at the gym who talks your ear off while you're trying to get a pump. No matter what ever you do they follow you around and ruin your whole workout.

Dude, I hate going to the gym when Jay is here. Every time I start to do something he runs over and starts talking. He's such a Pump Block.

by JTMMS October 30, 2015

kidney block

When your kidneys come out of your body to kick some ass. Side effects may include death.

This guy tried to kidney punch me, but luckily i kidney blocked that motherfucker. Still haven't gotten my kidneys back though.

by AngryPirateVictim October 8, 2016