Baiten

1. To engage in masturbation.
2. To practice masturbation upon.
3. To stroke ones meat until ejaculation occurs.

1. Jay is to busy baiten to do his work.
2. Last night my mom walked in on me while I was baiten.
3. I'm usually baiten to pictures of Tera Patrick.
4. "Leave me alone... I'm Baiten."

by Shawn McLelland May 29, 2007

bait-and-switch baby

Your friend's children who are so well behaved and perfect, it lulls you into thinking parenthood is easy and into having one of your own-- which will inevitably be very, very misbehaved.

Don't let Larry and Rory's new bait-and-switch baby fool you, you're not ready to have kids!

by photojenna June 30, 2008

bartsfa

Group of three,one footman, one queen, and one pleasant (note the L). touring, usually, don't cha know. Difficult to get hold of, established in roehampton, October 2008 ORIS A JEW

HAPPY CHANIKA AND BARTSFA!!!!

by pleasant footman April 19, 2009

Bantsplan

A word used mostly by guardian newspaper readers in an attempt to add unnecessary optimism to an evenings agenda.

A: Pints later in the Ouseburn mate?
B: What's the bantsplan!?
A: That is the plan.....

by unamused259 November 20, 2013

Bait

When something is sketch

That's so bait...

by @Cloudiie April 23, 2016

bill baiting

The act of looking/acting suspicious as to arouse the attention of the plod then running away as fast as you can whilst they give chase. It is advisable not to get caught though!

Q: Mate what are we going to do on this come-down?
A: Lets go bill baiting.

by Greenhenry August 2, 2007

Snuggle Bait

Someone who is in danger of being snuggled inappropriately. Usually by the speaker.

I can't wait for that snuggle bait to hit the shelves.

by Dashknocker March 22, 2010