Crude awakening

When we're finally awakened by a shocking truth that our chance to avoid the most severe impacts from burning fossil fuels is fast moving out of reach

The world is in a crude awakening from the key findings of the latest IPCC report.

by clean_energy_access_now March 27, 2023

false awakening

When you wake up but instead of actually being awake, it’s just a dream. They sometimes happen over and over again.

I had like seventy false awakenings last night, it was crazy!

by mindblowingemoji May 3, 2023

D'Amare

You'll most likely not find another girl or any girl named D'Amare because they're so rare. D'Amare, if you have one, hold onto her like you would hold onto food with seagulls around. She's the best person in the world and she should be your best friend. She's caring, honest, hilarious, and extremely smart when need be. She's always there for the closest people in her circle and she always does her best to make other people happy for some reason. She always make jokes, and probably snorts when she laughs. If you're in crisis, she's only one call away to doing the best of her ability to help out. D'Amare is very good looking and isn't cocky about it, she is a hard-working dedicated person, and creative too. Probably does music/art/dance/writing/singing. Keep your D'Amare around for as long as you can. She hates drama, and only wants peace. Y'all wont fight as often as you think.

Hoe: That D'Amare girl is such a bitch .

Me: stfu you stupid bitch
-D'Amare- *walks away awkwardly*

by sir.wan-sit-ind-uh-buht May 4, 2023

gay awakening

When you watch the Take That - Could It Be Magic music video.

Person 1: "My gay awakening was the Take That - Could It Be Magic music video"
Person 2: "Haha that's brilliant"

by dg1301 June 11, 2023

Let awake dogs tell the truth

Good advice, but how could the sleeping ones even say anything, untruthful or otherwise?

Saying, "Let awake dogs tell the truth" makes no more sense than verbally allowing them to fib while snoozing: dogs can't talk in any case, as we all know, and so they could not tell "lies" in any alertness-state --- i.e., whether they are asleep or up and around.

by QuacksO March 21, 2024

Game Awards

An annual event supposedly made for awarding great games, but in reality it gives awards to shit games that no-one ever heard about.

Have you seen the latest game awards?
I don't want to talk about it.

by frank5762 March 29, 2024

Blind awake

Your girlfriend or wife is sleeping and hasn't put out for days and your nut butter is dripping from the tip so you beat it li,e it owes you money a and blow your man milk in her face and cover her eyes while she sleeps and when she wakes up she can't open her eyes cause the gym has dryed

I fixed the wife up good I made sure I gave her a good blind awake so when she woke up walked right I to a wall.

by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024