A man who has very bad credit, no work ethic, smokes a lot of weed, and owes people A LOT of money. The majority of Antonio's have bad tempers and tend to be man whores. They like to cheat on their girl friends with trashy girls who resemble trolls.
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Get the ALTON mug.by not from Afton October 20, 2008
Get the Afton mug.A small town in New Hampshire. Located on Lake Winnepesuake. There is also nothing to do there. Pretty much, it's where you can get McDonalds, shop at Hannahford's go to one of the hardware stores, or buy an expensive off-road vehicle that you'll regret buying later. Maybe you'll go for a swim in the highly polluted lake? Seriously, go down to the bottom and have a look. You'll find thing's such as: Bikes, Toilets, Porta-potties, Sinks, Showers. And I wouldn't recommend touching the bottom becuase, well we'll just say it sucks. The cops there have nothing better to do than hunt you down for going 5 miles over the speed limit. When the kids from Alton are in an actual city, they seem socially retarded.
Person 1: Hey, geuss where my family is going for vacation.
Person 2: Where?
Person 1: Alton NH...
Person 2: Bro, I'm so sorry.
Person 1: I know right??? FML.
Person 2: Where?
Person 1: Alton NH...
Person 2: Bro, I'm so sorry.
Person 1: I know right??? FML.
by #LoSeR# November 30, 2011
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The attempt at creating the "Blue Anon" false equivalence will most likely be successful since the media, and even some left-wing commentators like to 'both sides" every issue.
by StopTheNonsense March 29, 2021
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