hotter than satans cooter

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omg it’s hotter than satans cooter in here

by anonymous September 23, 2023

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Satan’s muzzleloader

A gay sex position where you give him baked beans and put a bag of skittles in his asshole, then that’s when you fuck him and nut in his asshole and then after pull out so hard you prolapse him. After that you use his prolapsed anus to masturbate him and collect his semen In his asshole. After that put the prolapsed anus in your mouth like it’s a cock and tickle his taint to loosen his bowels which will result in shit, cum, blood and skittles to be chewed into a delicious brown paste.

Hey I gave your dad Satan’s muzzleloader last night.

by Trulldull October 7, 2023

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Satan's Smut

You are reading a hentai manga, and you recite the entire bible in 3 seconds with your eyes rolled back. Satan then summons and sticks his red pecker into your eyeballs. It slithers around your skull, and through your other eye and into your mouth. You start throwing up blood as Satan gives you the best pleasure you have ever had. You are lying down as Satan facefucks you at the speed of sound. He leaves you on the ground to die in complete pleasure after he releases his sulfur semen inside of you.

I got filled with Satan's brimstone after a Satan's Smut

by IlDisTorTlI July 17, 2023

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Satans snatch

Satans snatch is when the sex and vagina is that perfect you overlook everything else that’s bad about them. It’s so good you fall under the Satans snatch spell.

I’ve been dating this girl and seeing red flags everywhere but I can’t stop seeing her. She’s got satans snatch. I’m trapped

by Miss Best July 9, 2022

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