Vest Wanker

Guys wearing vests that expose man cleavage and/or side nipple!

Did you see Brett with his man cleavage hanging out?

Yeah that guy is such a vest wanker.

by Sazzlebazzle January 16, 2014

lycra wanker

Those wankers on bikes who think they are Chris Hoy, but are in fact middle age accountants and are shit bike riders

Jon - look at that wanker on that bike
Robin - yes, what a lycra wanker....

by Mr Skint May 16, 2016

Wet Wanker

The act of Jizzing in the ear, like a Wet Willy, but literally.

Guy one: Ah, dude. I just gave that guy a Wet Wanker!

Guy two: You mean a Wet Willy?

Guy one: Nah.

by LootGoblinPenny December 12, 2016

tag wanker

A person who adds a tag of a friends name into the comments section of a facebook news story, making it look as if there are more comments then there actually are.

What a funny story

DAVE SMITH

JANET WILLINGTON

BORIS JOHNSON

Oh do fuck off you bunch of tag wankers!

by Nigel Garage January 12, 2017

Schoffel wanker

A wearer of the schoffel, usually anything from a gillet to head to toe schoffel
Normally seen herded Into young farmer gatherings.

Olly looked a complete schoffel wanker today

by Dog botherer January 3, 2020

Kit Walker

Sexiest mf that was alive in the 60s
I want to be railed by him
Also the hottest dilf in this world

X: who is this man called Kit Walker ...?

me: my beloved husband

by chittemuort.com June 9, 2021

DW (Designated Walker)

One who makes sure that people who are under the influence walk to their destinations safely

To get back to the hotel safely, Tricia is our DW (designated walker)

by trishfish526 May 16, 2011