Waste Weasel

When your pet becomes a scavenger of the waste lands of your environment.
Example: "I dropped crumbs on the carpet and that's when the waste weasel came a runnin."
by Mischiepple December 31, 2020
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White Willy Wasted

When a young lad who recently turned 18 years of age goes on a drinking binge and makes a complete tit of himself on the dance floor by stumbling into people, knocking over people's drinks and rolling his eyes, followed by the bouncers removing his sorry ass.
by misleading January 28, 2016
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Wasted girl

A female who tends to hang out with the “skater” boys that smoke drink and act like gang bangers. These girls will tend to join in on these stupid activities and waste their lives away with these people. They typically tend to be girls who gives themselves short or dark looking hair,”. They also make edits on social media’s of dark themed music with other women smoking and being partial nude. These women relate to them for their stupid acts. A lot of these women wear beanies on them or over their head like a masked robber.
All she does is smoke, drink, and waste her life away with people who act emo/goth. She is a wasted girl.
by Lil_autismo February 14, 2020
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another way of telling someone they are an ***hole or that they have one and it is coveted
lesbian:
i covet your energy healing waste managing reservoir, but i am in heaven.

lesbemen:
you are heavenly. pick my energy healing waste managing reservoir.

lesbian:
how can i covet what i already have now.

lesbemen:
pick it.
by mc ski motts the sauceman March 20, 2016
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Walter Wasted

Being so drunk you gain an entirely new persona
Bro you were so Walter wasted last night you argued with the bartender on the name on the tab because it didn't say Walter
by Dirty Dirty Delux August 06, 2022
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Waste of carbon

Someone who's life serves no purpose
Blake just takes up space and doesn't do anything he's such a waste of carbon!
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whitney wasted

(adj.) Wasted in the form and style relative to a familiar "Whitney." Usually referring to a step up from white girl wasted, in other words a good-quality level of intoxication without the embarrassment.
Man, I got Whitney wasted last night and it was the best night of my life.
by MerriamWebster28 February 01, 2014
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