by HasFurTwins November 16, 2018
To become so intoxicated after consuming alcohol and/or drugs that your body can no longer handle the toxicity and needs to get rid of it. The "(not so) elegantly" refers to the methods your body uses to expel the intoxicants (vomiting, etc)
My bestie got so trashed drunk last night at the party that she got nauseous and puked all over herself. Guess you could say that she was (not so) elegantly wasted.
by HasFurTwins December 31, 2023
The act of pinching someone's buttocks (either playfully or as a way to get them to move out of your way), as though a real goose was grabbing a beak-ful of flesh. You can do this with either your bare hand or a reaching stick (assistive device used for picking things off the floor when you can't bend at the waist).
They just discharged me from the hospital and I needed a wheelchair to get to the car. Some idiot walked in front of me and wouldn't acknowledge me when I called out, "excuse me", so I made them meet my goose with my reaching stick. They took the hint.
by HasFurTwins June 04, 2018
Usually I would encourage other vocabulary when referring to adult Incontinence products, but the subject of this post is not a person. So, yeah, take the TODDLER IN CHIEF to change his diaddy.
by HasFurTwins November 12, 2018
"Awesome to see the modified hoyer (total) lift in the arena and the horses seem totally bombproof around it"
by HasFurTwins April 06, 2017
Applies to humans who love to cuddle with one another, but also applies to companion animals who love to spend quality time with their humans.
by HasFurTwins October 05, 2019
University student 1: What are you doing for Reading Week?
University student 2: Not much. Think I'll veg on the couch and watch soaps all day. You?
University student 1: I think I'll work on my Methods (Sociology) assignments and study for the midterm. Haven't decided what else I'll do.
University student 2: Happy Slack Week
University student 2: Not much. Think I'll veg on the couch and watch soaps all day. You?
University student 1: I think I'll work on my Methods (Sociology) assignments and study for the midterm. Haven't decided what else I'll do.
University student 2: Happy Slack Week
by HasFurTwins February 16, 2024