Bonus Waffle

n. The waffle you get the morning after your one night stand. Something between an added bonus, consolation prize, and mechanism for politely insisting that you leave.

A bonus waffle might be any breakfast item. A literal waffle, yes. A pop tart, perhaps. Even a fruit. But not more sex.

by RobertFreeman April 22, 2013

Crusty waffle

Dried up semen on the patch of skin formerly known as the taint

She refused to wash her crusty waffle after a dripping cream pie.

by Dog water inc December 3, 2015

Blue Waffle

Satan embodied
For more info consult Google

I no longer believe in a higher power.
Why?
Blue Waffle.
Oh.

by I.R.Cummings May 29, 2016

Mr Waffle Games

A youtuber who records minecraft videos and is not gay like Zakminer

Hey I Watch Mr Waffle Games (Zakminer is Gay)

by Mr Waffle Games January 5, 2018

how's the waffle cooked?

phrase, e-slang. Used as an alternative for 'how's it going' or 'whats up?' Gaining usage in MMO games World of Warcraft and Warhammer online.

Hey guys, how's the waffle cooked?

by ev1lweez1l March 29, 2009

All over it like a donkey on a waffle

To be completely on top of something, much as a donkey, when standing over a waffle, covers it entirely.

"Oh, that website you wanted me to finish? I'm all over it, like a donkey on a waffle."

by Jason Kafalas April 5, 2005

The Waffle House Has Found It’s New Host

Umm.. I am not sure what this means either.

The Waffle House has founds its new host.

What do you mean?

The Waffle House Has Found It’s New Host Means that it found a new a host jackass

by Glibber flook January 15, 2023