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When its a relational Infinite Retard Loop based emotional mexican shootout with a chic and her codependent enabler friends and some random dude who thinks he is a telepath but secretly gheyyyy.
Dayum, girl that situation was a double gonzo vampiric chokehold
by thehappytwo March 12, 2025
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Vampire Teabag

"I sucked on my girl's vampire teabag last night and pulled it out of her like a party popper"
by ErosSlav6661 January 9, 2021
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dairy vampire

Either some form of roommate or house guest who comes in and drains all of the milk from your fridge.

May come in the form of the extremely polite "gentleman vampire" who replaces your milk in abundance compared to what they drank, or the "Nosferatu" type that fiends upon all dairy in the house while leaving no consideration for others in it's path.
"I just bought that milk today! I can't believe that you already drank it all you freaking dairy vampire!"
by Haunter_Rayne January 23, 2021
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Vampire

An immortal creature which only drinks blood and burn under the sun but they dont burn if they have their daylight ring on (vamps from the vampire diaries)
-hey look, thats katherine pierce, shehas been a vampire formore then 500 years
by petrovsblood January 18, 2022
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Vampire Dad

A gross superhero. If you were his wife you would never see him, that's why he is single I guess! Of course he will 'save the day' but instead of taking them down, he bites them? Wouldn't that make the bad guy immortal?! So.. uh, I guess he doesn't really save everyone? The guy has a bad .. Comedy show? Every year I guess.? He does this with his son, which is somehow not a vampire..? So.. CONGRATS YOU'RE ADOPTED!! Honestly I feel kinda bad for little Timmy, he literally saw his dad suck BLOOD out of his bully's NECK. I get it, he is a bully.. BUT JEEZE. Anyways, this character is made by Danny Gonzalez and I think Vampire Dad is weird
Jimmy: WOAH! IS THAT VAMPIRE DAD?!
Timmy: OMG!! IT IS!!!!
by Vampire Son's Friend February 1, 2022
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Vampire Herpes

Vampire herpes are herpes that you still have after you die. Herpes fooooooorrrrever.
Crystal got bit by a vampire 200 yrs ago and she still have vampire herpes.
by Kaseofherpes September 25, 2022
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The vampire

When your banging a chick on her period and then pull your bloody dick out and shove it in her mouth
The mayor was at Lindsey’s house and did the vampire on her while her convict husband layer asleep on the sofa.
by Skiddy1 January 14, 2019
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