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University of Dayton  

The best fucking school in the nation. Ground floor of Marycrest is the best. Everyone who doesn't to Dayton is jealous of the people that do. The Ghetoo and the Darkside are amazing and weekends start on Thursday. We pregame harder than you party! It's the 7th happiest campus in the nation, be jealous! UD is the best!
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Lehigh University 

1) A Top ranked engineering college, also home to 15 Electron microscopes, there is no other place in the country that can boast that
2) #3 party school in the Nation, yet also the 32nd best academic university in the Nation (and on its way up)
3) best damn beirut players if the world
4) even if i do go to college off my father's coin, i am still getting two degrees for the price of one, so it balances out
5) school on the side of a mountain, which is the cause of the sexiness of all the ladies
6) im from chicago, how could i have New Jersey tags on my car?
7) one more thing, people who cant win a special olympics spelling bee dont have a mean ACT score of 29 and mean SAT score of 1300 so get off your high horse and stop whining about the fact that lehigh was too good for someone like you
if my father didn't pay $43,000 a year for me to go to Lehigh University, he would be driving a Z-8 right now, but instead he has to live with the Z-4.
Lehigh University by MjsussAEPi April 14, 2006

University of Pennsylvania 

1. An excellent Ivy League university located in West Philadelphia. Best known for its prestigious business school, Wharton. Often mistaken with Penn State.

See Penn or UPenn.
John: Did you hear where they are treating that injured racehorse, Barbaro?

Jack: Yeah, at the University of Pennsylvania. I thought it was just a business school.

Saint Leo University 

Saint Leo University is located in Saint Leo, Florida. (yeah in the middle of nowhere) Saint Leo University aka SLU aka Leo Land is known for the sluty freshman.. and of course the upperclassmen who take advantage of this. Saint Leo had a beautiful campus with many gators in Lake Jovita.. and there are signs on campus that say "Please do not feed or molest the alligators" Back when the drinking age was 18 there was 3 bars on campus and was rated Top 10 in Playboys Party Schools... even though it is a catholic school.. there are several playboy videos shot throughout the campus. One of the prettiest places on campus and at night one of the best places to burn on campus!! Most the time when your down there other people will come to the lake doing the same thing!! Its always cool when you can go to Ralph's and see some of your teachers..
Most people have a love hate relationship with Saint Leo.. sometimes its called Saint Leo High School.
freshman girl: You can spell slut without SLU!!!!! Gotta love that Saint Leo University
~~~~~
sketch kid: Dude put that out someone's coming.
** people come into view**
chill kid: Oh word! Whats good bra?
other kid: Oh ya know, nothing.. chilllin**
chill kid: Yeah bra, same here
**everyone burns together**
sketch kid: Dude im so hungry.. penny meal?
~~~~~
student: Dude Saint Leo University is the shit!!
Saint Leo University by Saint Leo October 6, 2011

The University of West Florida

A public university located in Pensacola, Florida. Filled with the most badass people in america, this university strives to dominate the world while limiting the retards of society each and every day.
Dude, which university do you go to?
I fuckin' go to the University of West Florida, or better yet, the United Workers of Freedom...(from retards)!

Seattle University School of Law 

Because you didn't get into U-Dub, but were scared of leaving seattle
Joaquin: "You know, I really love the Seattle University School of law, they have an excellent legal writing program, social justice focus, hot girls, and their rank increases every year! I really think if I got into UW, I would have chosen SU anyways"

lehigh university 

An exceptional institution in Bethlehem, Pa dripping with tradition. The # 18 business school in the nation and the engineering program is tops as well. Most Lehigh business students graduate and get jobs for the big 4 accounting firms, making mad money.

The kids at LU are awesome. Everyone gets hammered and you can find a party every single day at school. Work hard- play hard is the mantra and we love getting hammered and peeing ourselves. Everyone is in Greek Life and The Hill is the place to go.

Its Monday night...what are you doing tonight?

Getting hammered on The Hill at Lehigh University.
lehigh university by DJ Smalls December 1, 2006