Follow me on Twitter

An easy way to piss of a large group of people.

Person 1: "Follow me on Twitter bro"
Person 2: "Loser bitch ass"

by g2em4 July 11, 2023

Twitter

A place to find dumb shit like fights shooting sex news and more its pretty fucking gay.

Twitter A dumb fucking place used for whatever content you can think of

by STANSOFTWITTERANDOTHERGAYSHIT June 9, 2023

twitter

pornhub 2.0

person 1: dude my wifi won't let me watch porn!

person 2: bro just use twitter lmfao.

by i give good descriptions October 31, 2022

Twitter

Retardation.

Person 1: "Have you been on Twitter?"
Person 2: "I almost killed myself after it, but yes."

by James Findley December 16, 2021

twitter oder

An online ODer who dates online on twitter, dates people on twitter and might possibly get raped online.

"Ugh, this person is being such a Twitter ODer, I think I'm gonna puke."

by Daj Dagger September 24, 2017

Twitter Morbidity

The point of no return in language development, after which words are only officially recognized when they saturate the Twitterverse on a given day, leading to language death.

"English is afflicted with Twitter Morbidity, our culture is doomed."

by Truly Tish February 9, 2014

Twitter

Twitter,a noun used to describe a fatherless figure that gets angry when some "CHAD" violates them in there comment section

I am a fatherless twitter user

by monamth June 8, 2022