turning japenese

When at the end of cronic masturbation, you start too look japenese. My friend who is chinese said that this is what it means, i don't know.

Dude when i was in science class i masturbated so hard that i was turning japenese.

by ukrainekid December 27, 2008

turkish towel

on ships,a towel hung in the head for all to use to wipe their ass when all the toilet paper is gone

"Hey Skipper-get Gilligan to change the turkish towel-it's down to the last square inch and we're havin chili tonite"

by bobbyt June 18, 2006

turkiye

A large bird native to North America that is often used for it's neat

The turkiye that you cooked for Thanksgiving was delicious!

by MantisMan98 June 3, 2022

Turkish kiss

When you squish together two anal rosebuds, resulting in a kissing sound

"Hey man, did you see that video I sent you last night?"
"Dude, that's gay. They were Turkish kissing."

by l3adcookie May 5, 2014

Turpin

1 (n.) A person who spends his days chundering and fighting welsh people, mostly those from swansea.. also has suspiciously long showers cracking one out and spaffing on the floor for everyone else to stand on

OMG i let you in the shower to clean the chunder out of your hair and you go and flog the dolphin your such a turpin

by realestateninja May 19, 2010

twurkin

a place or a situation or a person who's got it "going on".

The DJ was twurkin on the 1 and 2.

by qualiall April 30, 2005

turning my swag on

biting the lower lip with some unstable knee sways. . . and almost falling over

Turning my swag on: I jizz right in my pants everytime your next to me, and when were holding hands its like having sex with me...

When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense.. and I jizzed in my pants

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4

by the one and only Malibu March 25, 2009