Tootsie Rolled

Noun- Unknowingly having poop under your sheets when climbing into bed.

Or

Tootsie Rolling, the act of taking a dump under someone else's sheets without their knowledge, with the intent of ruining that person's night.

Dude, I Tootsie Rolled that asshole, and it's a sloppy one.

by Papua New Guinea Pig August 13, 2011

puppy toss

A video found on YouTube, showing a soldier in Iraq throwing a puppy over a cliff and shrugging afterwards. The video itself could possibly be fake, due to the fact the puppy did not move throughout the whole video and the sound of the puppy itself didn't change in volume when thrown.

The dog could have possibly been already dead and found on the side of the road.

Everyone is angry over the puppy toss. Analyze it first!

by 4n0nym0us March 7, 2008

Center of the Tootsie Pop

When a sexual partner is licking a mans “tootsie pop” or penis and then he asks how many licks till you get to the center of my tootsie pop, the woman then licks the mans penis 3 times then proceeds to chomp down on the mans penis, causing him great pain but squeezing the cum, or center of the tootsie pop out.

Friend 1: “Hey I heard that Katie discovered how many licks it takes to get to the Center of the Tootsie Pop.”

Friend 2: “Ya, she left teeth marks and it hurt like a bitch but man did she find that center good!”

by Ohneil69420 October 28, 2019

toss pot

i once read in a dictionary (can't remember which) that it meant alcoholic

he drinks a bottle of vodka first thing in the morning everyday the toss pot

by GOODKINGRIC July 6, 2006

toss

To search, generally quickly and roughly.

Man, the popo just came by and tossed my place.

by R Dogg January 18, 2004

Toosh

A toosh is the most elegant woman you have ever seen. Peasants are not welcomed in the presence of a toosh.

Lady gaga is literally quaking after a toosh walked by.

by Mono_suke January 29, 2018

Trumpkin Toss

This is a fun game in which legal American citizens grab pumpkins carved with angry faces and toss them at illegals. The Trumpkins must have a candle inside to capture the bright orange glow of Donald J. Trump. This game is usually played around the time of Halloween when there is a large supply of Trumpkins around.

"Hey jiggabuddha, wanna go play Trumpkin Toss?"

by CrowleyCorp July 18, 2016