B kool bag your tool 

Means: "wear a condom".

B kool bag your tool.

B kool bag your tool by Anonymous November 8, 2003

Free Hand Tool Grinder

This is an old Irish saying that means the person is a lazy wanker. Generally this is used as a term of affection about friends. Can also be used to tell people that you or others are unemployed

Whats your mate Sean do for work?

Him, He's a Free Hand Tool Grinder

Free Hand Tool Grinder by Macbelfast May 28, 2009

power tool 

Power Tool - One who exceeds the normal definition of tool and goes above and beyond in their unknowingness that they are being used.

Currently used to describe the most diligent, hard-working, never-see-sunlight students at MIT.

You may substitute a brand-name power tool to get the desired effect, i.e. Sawzall, or just make the sound/hand motion of using a chainsaw.

This guy can't talk about anything but his classes, and I think he's studied for this one test for a week now, he's such a power tool.

power tool by Mr Bill November 30, 2004

Snap-On Tool 

A strap on dildo. Favored by lesbians and gay brazilian men.

I saw a video of 2 lezzies going at it with snap-on tools

Snap-On Tool by wolfbait51 April 24, 2011

The Tool 

Slang for a gun, usualy a semi auto pistol or revolver.

"Man, I swear to god Im bout to buss the tool on this nigga"

The Tool by be quiet December 22, 2008

April Tool

Somebody that says really stupid April Fools Day jokes that piss everyone off.

"I totally did your mom last night!!! APRIL FOOLS!!! BUT NOT REALLY!!!"
"That guy is such an April Tool."

April Tool by Tenacious D-Man April 2, 2008

Hungarian Tool Shed 

When having anal sex with a woman, you stuff your testicles into her vagina-----thus putting all the tools away in the shed.

That girl is just begging for a Hungarian Tool Shed!

Hungarian Tool Shed by Spooge Newton October 6, 2011