by Blowfish July 23, 2005
Cloaked Meat is a situational condition that impacts those who consider themselves to be vegan, vegetarian or simply do not eat animal meat products. Cloaked Meat is when an animal meat product is either purposely or accidently placed into a food entree to be served and eaten by a non-meat eater. Cloaked Meat is most often, but not always, discovered in wraps and sandwiches that are marked as meatless or vegetarian found at catered lunch meetings and functions. The meat is considered Cloaked due to the fact that it is not readily visible to the eye and is often buried under lettuce and other customary sandwich fixings. Even more difficult to spot is Cloaked Meat in baked and cooked entrees. Cloaked Meat is usually only discovered once bitten into and most often, when already swallowed. Depending upon aversion to meat products, Cloaked Meat can result in nausea, vomiting, stomach ache and in extreme instances, massive, explosive diarrhea.
Roxy attended the office's get together for Henry's pending retirement. The company provided a lovely catered lunch which included sandwiches and wraps from a local deli. Roxy selected the sandwich marked "vegetarian wrap" since she is averse to eating animal meat products. Halfway through her sandwich and during a mid-chew and swallow, Roxy discovered that there was Cloaked Meat. Within minutes, Roxy was overwhelmed with nausea and had to leave the party. Within the hour, Roxy found herself running to the bathroom to avoid a shart and she subsequently expelled explosive diarrhea.
by Eaton Holgoode February 27, 2014
by Ronald G January 03, 2006
by Fish February 15, 2004
A powerful weapon that Jedi Knights wield during sexual intercourse. It much resembles a normal penis, because it starts its life as one. However, attaining Master status in the Jedi Arts enables the use of this tool.
Also (v): Meat Saber(ing) - The act of engaging the Meat Saber in sexual intercourse/mortal combat
Also (v): Meat Saber(ing) - The act of engaging the Meat Saber in sexual intercourse/mortal combat
When I whipped out my Meat Saber, she came twice without actually making contact with it.
Yo mama was giving me lip so I had to Meat Saber her into submission.
Yo mama was giving me lip so I had to Meat Saber her into submission.
by Jedi Knight January 30, 2004
While Amy was getting pile drived by Bryan, he quickly spun around, pressed his asshole to her snatch and farted. The giant queef that erupted from her snatch made Bryan's eyes water from the mixture of tuna and ass. He wished he had never attempted the Meat Cloud.
by Ryno1118 April 20, 2011
by moe March 23, 2004