telemutogenetic manipulation (TMG)

Telemutogenetic manipulation (acronym TMG) is the theory of cyto-mutation on the chromosomal level by means of radio waves, particularly terahertz radiation (so-called T-Rays). Its focus is the replacement of damaged or undesirable genes and their subsequent traits with those from a donor model whose chromosomal makeup has first been digitally represented and then transmitted to affect only the chromosomal signature of the target. Some real study has been made in this realm, but the term was first coined by novelist Eric Shawn in his thriller novel The Power.

Using telemutogenetic manipulation (TMG), scientists have been able to substitute the chromosomes of a frog into a rat, causing the gradual mutation of the rat into a frog.

by Sheila Levine April 30, 2008

Telecentre

A telecentre is a public place where people can access computers, the Internet, and other digital technologies that enable people to gather information, create, learn, and communicate with others while they develop essential 21st-century digital skills.
While each telecentre is different, their common focus is on the use of digital technologies to support community, economic, educational, and social development—reducing isolation, bridging the digital divide, promoting health issues, creating economic opportunities, and reaching out to youth for example. Telecentres exist in almost every country, although they sometimes go by different names (e.g., village knowledge centers, infocenters, community electronic centers (CeCs), community multimedia centers (CMCs), multipurpose community telecentres (MCTs), Common/Citizen Service Centres (CSCs), or school-based telecentres).

People goes to telecentre and gets government service forms in Bangladesh.

by sohel morshed August 5, 2008

telecomedian

a person who finds it incredibly funny to send annoying text messages and jokes to your cellular device with total disregard to the actual comedic value contained therein

"Oh, Dick sent that stupid joke to your phone too? Ugh. He's such a telecomedian."

by Caligulare October 27, 2009

Telephuck

A synonym for phone sex.
I was listening to 'Telephone' by Lady Gaga, and it almost sounds like she is saying "Stop telephuckng me."

Verb-

telephuck
Eg. I wanna telephuck you, cos i'm bored and miss you.

telephucking
Eg. I was telephucking this chic last night when my girlfriend walked in.

by StopTelephuckingMe April 17, 2010

teleporting

When you hit 88 while on an airplane.

Muff: Bro, what time does your plane leave for Key West?

Anthony: After I leave the airport bar.

Muff: Are you going to be drunk?

Anthony: Yea bro, I'm teleporting to the keys.

by My first abortion tickled August 6, 2010

Teletubbies

A tv show for children about 4 creatures that live in Teletubby land.
Colors: red, green, yellow, purple
Teletubbies: Po, La-La, Dipsy, and Tinky-Winky
They have a house where theres tubby-toast and tubby-custard. They have a vaccum-thingy called No-No that sucks them up and brings them back when they try to escape Teletubbyland.

baby at age 4: googoogaagaa! daddy i want to watch teletubbies!

by u2dvdbono September 25, 2010

telepathetic

Someone who has either no phone or a sucky phone, who isn't caught up with technology.

Stacey and Kham were so telepathetic, they didn't even have a phone~

by SpongebobLovesHerPatrick<3 November 24, 2011