dick tater

Often misspelled as dictator, a dick tater is a man or woman who:

1. Sucks dick while shucking a tater.
2. Cucumbers a man while making a salad.
3. All of the above

A noun, used to define a dick, penis, schlong, willy, knocker, doorhandle, flipper, lightswitch, mega whomp, googler, grapple, grapple hook, and flipschlinger.

This in turn added to the tater, being a round object usually stuck in something whether the ground or a bush, it is used in a thrusting manner until totally engrossed by those which are engrossing the grossage. If you understand the above reading please continue.

A Dick Tater usually is also mentioned in a childs school book as Adolf Hitler or Barney, depending on age.

See dick.

That man thinks he is a Dick Tater!@!@!

by Bob Hester February 13, 2004

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tatenda

When you take wax out of a woman's ear with your cock to use as lube.

Man Lafonda I ran out of lube, let me just tatenda you!

by Tip Topp December 10, 2008

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Taterbaby

A white, out of control Chach. Someone who acts freakin crazy around people who don't even like her/him and tries to be friends with everyone even though she/he is BUTT UGLY and retarded.

"God dude. Did you see that girl last night hangin all over James, that guy who can't stand her, last night like she wanted some? What a taterbaby."

by MilfordMonster February 7, 2009

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Tated

To Masterbate. Self gratification using "manual" means.

My neighbor is so hawt, I saw her earlier today in a thong and tated out to her later that night.

by Rep Whores July 23, 2008

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tatertot

A deliciously delicious potato product, made from the remains of french fries. The texture is that of potato cakes/hashbrowns and they're shaped into small cylindars.

Hot dogs and tatertots

by alyssia_ November 19, 2005

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