Swiss Christmas

when a schizophrenic male comes into your home and collects all of your personal belongings, removes photos from their frames, and then proceeds to sort them into color coordinated piles. finally the male calls for the family to gather and begin the celebration, all taking place at an obscure hour of the night.

Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to startle you. I wanted to surprise y’all with a nice Swiss Christmas.

by anonymous November 27, 2020

Swish

Another word for “swag” or “cool”

“My mom got me an Xbox”
“Pretty swish, my dude”

by Swishman November 28, 2020

Swish

A wrong way of saying “Switch”

Hey guys, let’s play on my Nintendo “Swish”

by A_N_1 December 22, 2020

Swiss Gondola

When you spit into your pee stream, whilst standing and taking a piss. Thus creating a tiny spit-gondola carried off by said pee stream.

I just can’t seem to stop pulling the ol’ Swiss gondola when I’m drunk!

by Kissin Kousin December 23, 2020

Swisscheese

To fuck 🌚🌝

I’m tryna swisscheese you 🌚

by 🧀🌝 January 10, 2021

Swiss chicken wings

Swiss chicken wings are chicken wings soaped in Swiss sauce and is a local dish in Hong Kong. Even though it is called "Swiss", it is originated in Hong Kong. It has been believed to be mixed with the word "sweet" due to mispronunciation.

These Swiss chicken wings tasted so sweet, do they come from Switzerland? No.

by BaconFlakesForBreakfast February 28, 2021

swimshit

swimsuit said wrong

"ok kids put on your swimshits!"
"did you mean swimsuits"
"oops"

by jojosbizarreno January 29, 2021