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National Beat Up A Steven Universe Fan Day 

falling on the 13th of February, National Beat Up A Steven Universe Fan Day, also known as NBUASUFD we have this day to show our hate for the steven universe fanbase.
idiot: ey man u tryna watch sum steven universe?
chad: **beats the everliving shit out of him**
bystander: somebody stop him!11
police: nah its National Beat Up A Steven Universe Fan Day

Aye Steven 

Created in the 1840's as a simple exclamation.

It is either an exclamation, or a racist slur.
Hey what's that over there? AYE STEVEN!
Aye Steven by Ian Carlson April 11, 2005

fuzzy steven 

The sweaty landing strip betwixt the fleshy droopers and the darkstar.
Whilst tidying up my anal crevace with garden clippers I carelessly nicked my fuzzy steven.
fuzzy steven by Stephanie & Justin September 10, 2006

Sad Steven

Sad Steven - when a guy is inherently lonely & horny af, but can’t get laid. So he cries. He cries a lot, and uses the tears as lubrication while he masturbates about his loneliness.
Man! I’m feeling a little down, but have a mild chubbier. Time for a Sad Steven.
Sad Steven by Bitchy bartender June 17, 2019

Bulimic Steven 

Sexual intercourse performed in the missionary position, wherein the male (top) vomits directly into the woman's mouth upon reaching climax.
Dude, I totally pulled a Bulimic Steven on Hot Kristie last night...she ate that shit right up!

A Steven Segal 

A Steven Segal is a badly rolled joint, fat and slow burning.
I aint smoking that Steven Segal.
A Steven Segal by Liam Domonkos January 8, 2005