Veggie Steven

The act of consensually or non consensually inserting a carrot into the rectum of a friend or enemy

“Hey pip squeak get me an rc cola or I’ll give you a Veggie Steven”
“Damn that poor boy just got Veggie Stevened

by DiggyZAkaDignanAkaDickMaster February 11, 2025

Steven Ambatukam

Special Agent of Secret Service. World-class master of espionage, disguise, and assassination. Has been in pursuit of world-class criminal mastermind Amba Singh, even at the cost of his allies such as his partner Sergeant Batu Khan.

Special Agent Steven Ambatukam: You've met your wicked demise, Amba Singh! *stabs man in his back*

Man: Steven, I'm Batu Khan, I'm Batu Khan! *bleeding out*

Special Agent Steven Ambatukam: Oh my God, Batu Khan *starts crying after realising what he has done to his long-time friend*

by Steven Ambatukam October 16, 2024

Steven

A man who does literally everything. He works everywhere, is everywhere, is everyone, steven is is omnipotent

"You see that car crash over on 4th?"
"Yeah why?"
"You know who caused it?"
"Steven did it"

by C.T Tracy April 16, 2023

Steven

สตีเว่นเป็นผู้ชายที่น่ารักมาก ซื่อสัตย์มากด้วย เวลาอยู่กับสตีเว่น สตีเว่นดูเเลใส่ใจเราดีมาก เขาเป็นห่วงเรา คิดถึงเราอยู่ตลอด ในบางครั้งที่เราอารมณ์ไม่ดี สตีเว่นจะทำให้อารมณ์ดีขึ้น สตีเว่นเป็นคนที่ทำให้เราไว้ใจโดยไม่ต้องร้องขอ สตีเว่นจะทำให้เราสำคัญอยู่ตลอดเวลา เราดีใจมากที่ได้รู้จักเเละรักสตีเว่น <3
From Mona

Steven

From You’re girlfriend

by Itsmona Rochat November 21, 2021

Stevens(d)

When you get burned via a witty reply all email with the senders intent to publicly shame and humiliate your egregious error.

If you would have let everyone know those were biscuits and not cookies you wouldn't have got Stevens(d).

by I'vegotjokes November 8, 2022

Stevenism

To fuck up a common saying

Steven: Better never then late
Jon: that was a stevenism

by Seagullsflytogether June 12, 2021

Steven

The boy you like that has the most beautiful sapphire eyes and warm toned brown hair. He has a warm smirky smile that makes you blush for no reason, and is someone who is decently athletic, highly intelligent, and hysterical but above all kind.

Britney: Wow, who is that cute guy over there?
Nina: That's Steven

by BillBlop777 November 10, 2021