Pulling a Steven

When you leave the call for very suspicious reasons.

1:Alright guys im gonna go clean my room.

2:Hes definetly pulling a Steven.

by YashiRawr September 14, 2022

National Beat Up A Steven Universe Fan Day

falling on the 13th of February, National Beat Up A Steven Universe Fan Day, also known as NBUASUFD we have this day to show our hate for the steven universe fanbase.

idiot: ey man u tryna watch sum steven universe?
chad: **beats the everliving shit out of him**
bystander: somebody stop him!11
police: nah its National Beat Up A Steven Universe Fan Day

by NOT NEKU February 13, 2023

Aye Steven

Created in the 1840's as a simple exclamation.

It is either an exclamation, or a racist slur.

Hey what's that over there? AYE STEVEN!

by Ian Carlson April 11, 2005

fuzzy steven

The sweaty landing strip betwixt the fleshy droopers and the darkstar.

Whilst tidying up my anal crevace with garden clippers I carelessly nicked my fuzzy steven.

by Stephanie & Justin September 10, 2006

Sad Steven

Sad Steven - when a guy is inherently lonely & horny af, but can’t get laid. So he cries. He cries a lot, and uses the tears as lubrication while he masturbates about his loneliness.

Man! I’m feeling a little down, but have a mild chubbier. Time for a Sad Steven.

by Bitchy bartender June 17, 2019

Bulimic Steven

Sexual intercourse performed in the missionary position, wherein the male (top) vomits directly into the woman's mouth upon reaching climax.

Dude, I totally pulled a Bulimic Steven on Hot Kristie last night...she ate that shit right up!

by Bruce, Borg and J-Flo March 15, 2008

A Steven Segal

A Steven Segal is a badly rolled joint, fat and slow burning.

I aint smoking that Steven Segal.

by Liam Domonkos January 8, 2005