Fat squirrel

=Fatticus Squirrelicus=

A severely plump and/or obese, turbo-nipped, short, male (or hairy female...we cant tell) with brown skin matching that of a squirrels. Squeals and will eat anything....Anything.

Person 1: Dave, you fat squirrel get your squirrely hands off my meatball sub!
Person 2: Yeah u mass of lard with a "face" and a "name"

by Matt January 28, 2005

squirrel

A game where guys wrestle and try to get the opponents nuts.

I bet I can beat you at a game of "squirrel"

by slvrsqrl August 2, 2004

squirrel bait

testicles, nuts, balls

"Chase has some huge squirrel bait" says Kelsey S. the school whore

by ydoucare December 1, 2004

Squirrel

A small (and annoying) land rodent, found mainly in the oxford falls bush land. A constant pest that has had several attempts to exterminate with no success. Tends to follow people and larger animals in hopes of scraps and attention. Attempts to avoid often prove futile with threats of violence being to complex for its lower order brain. The best bet is to bribe it into leaving.
Should also note, it has an odd fetish for rocks

Damn it Squirrel is following us again!

by Micky-P April 15, 2006

Squirrel Allergies

The painful reality that those of us who are allergic to squirrels suffer from.

One time I was lying in the grass looking up at the clouds and all of a sudden a squirrel landed on my face. Due to my horrible squirrel allergies, my head exploded upon impact. I was rushed to the hospital, and after 38 hours of surgery from the leadong Asian headsposiologist, and a whole roll of duct tape, my squirrel allergy attack was finally taken care of.

by Headsposiologist December 6, 2009

sea squirrel

A squirrel that lives right next to the see ya dumb nigga!

Oh shit nigga look at that sea squirrel nigga!

Oh snap I see it playa! Prrrr....its all ballin!

by playa killa 4 January 21, 2008

rabid squirrel

Ironically, also the content of a dream of mine as a young child.

Get that f***ing rabid squirrel away from me!!!!

by Ocin24 January 4, 2005