spoon

a twat who cant score in soccer , or a complete puff. because a spoon is bent, like someone who plays for the wrong team.

you fuckin' spooner

by dirty rob February 24, 2003

Spoon

A pipe (usually glass) for smoking combustible substances.

"I bought a spoon for 20 bucks at the head shop"

by Shinku September 19, 2005

spoon goon

noun, a man, usually intoxicated who will spoon with the ugliest women or men in the world

billy spooned with that ugly ass monkeyho last night, hes such a spoon goon!

by dick chesse December 18, 2008

Spooned

To be high from use of marijuana. A word to describe someone that is so high they can't cycle home, for love nor money.

'Oh my God! Sam and Jack were so spooned last night!'

by iJALv June 21, 2016

Spoon

Racing parts manufacturer in Japan. Specializes in hondas. Send them $10K and they can send you parts to make your civic run mid 13s.

I dropped $10K in Spoon parts into my civic and now I can beat a stock Trans Am.

by Anonymous October 29, 2003

spoon lover

A person who is proficient in the art of spoon bending.

"Mother F****** Spoon Lover!"

by XYZ December 26, 2003

Spoonabula

A tranformation of the orgabula which depicts the multiple orgasm achieved with the aid of a spoon.

"Last night, after dinner..."
"You forked him?!"
"No, he spooned me. I'll draw you a Spoonabula"

by orgabulator May 26, 2004