Slurp Brain

When you are so out of it that your brain feels like mush. As if you could stick a straw into your ear and slurp your brain out.

"I can't stop giggling right now. Major case of slurp brain."

"I'm so out of it."
"Slurp brain?"
"Yes, it's all mush up there right now"

by chodemeister37 October 15, 2017

Slurp on the Peach

When your'e fucking a girl hard and instead of going for anal, you decide to flip her over and eat and lick the booty while jerking off until you bust a meganut onto her tits.

Never slurp on the peach with an African girl

by Ghost Rider ;) October 19, 2017

slurping knees

Where you slide up to someone you like and start slurping thier knees

I slid up to this hot man and started slurping knees.

by Mada 87 April 20, 2018

Shlurpadoo

The technique of slurping up pussy like you do with ramen

“Damn bro last night my girl was so wet I had to shlurpadoo when I ate her out”

by Jcv23 November 19, 2017

slurpgod

When you Get free food

Him: yall niggas cookinn?
She: Yeah, cookin up some dope food for you.
Him: sluuuuuurpgod

Defeniton of slurpgod: When you beg for food, and you eventuallty Get it.

by Tommy fly December 14, 2017

slurppop

When a girl is sucking your dick and your left nut pops. This is generally very painful.

"I had to go to the hospital after my girl slurppopped me."

by thicce_mouse December 20, 2017

Slurp

When you are slurping someone's dick, this is the sound it makes.

I was exitedly slurping the dick.

by CanIHetAHiya? December 27, 2017