Scoop N Scoot

Scoop N Scoot is an ice cream delivery service, soon to be on college campuses nationwide. The idea and original store became reality at Tufts University in Boston, where three students formed Scoop N Scoot LLC in the summer of 2012.

Johnny found the strength to retrieve his laptop, proceeded to www.scoopnscoot.com, and effortlessly ordered a few Scoop N Scoot sundaes for delivery.

by Scoops90 August 1, 2012

i only shoot blanks

I have had a vasectomy (tubes tied) my ejaculate cum contains no sperms, cannot make you pregnant, therefore let us fuck each other silly

Hi Babe! We should get to know each other better - I only shoot blanks ...

by MrWhooHoo January 19, 2014

poot and shoot

You you fart and ejaculate simultaneously.

Billy was ecstatic why he discovered his ability to poot and shoot on command.

by pufwizard February 14, 2015

bruts and scoots

A term meaning to go have brunch or drink mimosas at multiple locations while traveling from place to place via electric scooter. "Bruts" stemming from the main ingredient of a typical mimosa, Brut Champagne/sparkling wine, and "Scoots" obviously referring to a shortened version of scooters.

Variants: brut and scoot//bruts and scoot

Let's get everyone together on Sunday and bruts and scoots for brunch.

by Maverick55 May 4, 2019

nicholas pinto lb scoots

The scooter wheel company made by the kid who made $100k at 13, Nicholas Pinto.

(It is used in a sentence kind of like “sliced bread”)

Bro, I love Proto wheels but they break mad quick, I got me them nicholas pinto lb scoots wheels now tho. we straight.

by ashantirayu October 17, 2020

loot and scoot

The art of acquiring items in an online multiplayer video game whilst avoiding all manner of conflict with other players.

This tactic, despite usually being frowned upon due to players seeing it as a cowardly playstyle, is extraordinarily effective at accruing wealth in a looter-shooter such as Escape From Tarkov or making it to endgame circles in Battle Royales such as Fortnite, Apex Legends, and Call of Duty: Warzone.

Typically synonymous with being called a rat, as the player tends to scurry along unnoticed and flee rapidly when found.

"We loot, we scoot, we barely even shoot." - the loot and scooter

by chaooo November 25, 2021

I'm either about to toot or shoot

This expression would be used by someone who has a degree of uncertainty about whether they have an urge to fart or whether he or she might actually shart or fully shit themselves.

I'm either about to toot or shoot right now, shall I risk it anyway?

I just finished my second bowl of nachos and I can't tell if I'm about to toot or shoot.

by ozzyp January 25, 2017