Simon

The biggest, most dramatic, rat in history to ever exist. <3

Patricia: OMG have you heard from Simon lately?
Belinda: Gurl, you mean rat, we don't pronounce that name anymore, from now of on its rat remember

by yoman <3 March 29, 2023

simon syndrome

the illusion that one is in a perpetual game of simon says, and as a result, will not obey anyone unless the command is preceded by “simon says”

did you hear about thomas’s accident? i heard he has a case of simon syndrome.

by shatikiliki November 28, 2019

Southwest Simon

Putting a used barf bag on a woman's head during sex on a plane

He gave her a southwest simon when she tried to suck his balls.

by Ron Fish November 30, 2007

Simone Tom(AKA: Bop)

Will and could give you head for a Nickle💀 also will fuck anything and everything

That Simone Tom(AKA: Bop) wanna be fuck my man!!!

by Always carry a cryon when trav April 29, 2024

Josh Simon

Josh is a fruit cake ass nigga with a perm. He likes this blonde girl that looks like she got ran over. He’s short as fuck and can’t play guitar bc it’s too big for him. And I love him.

Oh my god do you see that dude wearing an all denim outfit?

Yeah that’s my nigga josh Simon he’s a virgin

by Presrox103 January 8, 2023

sweet simone

an amazing wonderful friend who deserves the world rlly understanding and v sweet (as the name suggests) can be passive Aggressive but we forgive her ilyyyyyy

Sweet simone: "David Kim" is a savage

Gracie: YA DAVID
toby:mmk

by Nonyabeeswaxxxxxxx July 12, 2017

simon

he is a nugga

simon the nugga

by proofen July 5, 2023